Jarthnax

noun- Legendary antediluvian artifact, once in the possession of the Byzantines, since lost too history. Per the Historian Gurstwic, it was the source of Greek Fire, inertial drive & could transmute various metals into Gold

Blenry: Dude, did you see Robert Sephers latest video on the Jarthnax Device? Totally the source of Greek fire!!

Blarry: No way, I fucking knew the Jarthnax was something totally bitchin!

by JATHANIEL February 5, 2025

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

Dirty Jaret

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box

Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group

by PervHirt August 29, 2019

Dirty Jarreth

When you open a can of beans and shove it in a girl's anus while taking a blurry selfie

I gave her the Dirty Jarreth last night. Spent the entire next day cleaning up.

by esp44 June 16, 2020

Dirty Jarith

The act of having an orgasm with such a big load, it creates 3Bars of pressure. Usually resulting in explosions and lots of (pussy) farts.

He:Im going to cum
She: Oh noh !!

He: OOOOOOOOOOO
Room: Paint white with sounds echoing Prrrrrrrr prrr prrrrr prrrrrrrrrr
He: hehe it was a dirty Jarith

by Zeldoxx August 31, 2021

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Definitely an icon of Broadway and beyond. Took a character, and made her a role model for girls and women everywhere. Made Tracy a living legend, and went on to win the entire world 👏👏

Marissa Jaret Winokur won Celebrity Big Brother of course. See that girl? She was Marissa’s protege and now she’s a star, obviously.

by Jeri Winslow November 22, 2021