Jalen is my husband
by JalensWife November 14, 2021
Get the Jalenmug. He is tall, athletic, and extremely goofy😂. He’s the type of person that can make you smile just by giving you a look. People can sometimes mistake a Jalen as self absorbed, bit on the inside he’s kind, caring, loveable, and sweet...(not to mention he has great hair💀), you should consider yourself sooo lucky to have a jalen in your life- Ashley green
Boy 1- “Who’s the guy that was voted class clown?”
Boy 2- “C’mon that’s Jalen, everybody knows him!”
Boy 2- “C’mon that’s Jalen, everybody knows him!”
by Ashley Green😘 October 13, 2020
Get the Jalenmug. by Da’bougieest March 7, 2022
Get the Jalenmug. Meant to be together. Although they get into some arguments they always make up. They love each other very much and would do whatever for one another. They are perfect for each other. Jalen is a fine ass guy, with a huge dick, and a funny personality. Misa is a very shy and gets nervous easily. She's also super hot. Jalen + Misa=<3333
Friend 1:Hey did you see that perfect couple over there?
Friend 2:Yeah that must be a Jalen and Misa. They are mean to be together.
Friend 2:Yeah that must be a Jalen and Misa. They are mean to be together.
by helloguysxoxoxo April 3, 2022
Get the Jalen and Misamug. Jalens are handsome and funny they care about your well being and they are always there when u need them jalens are on of the best people you could ask for
by Lariah ❤️ February 6, 2022
Get the Jalenmug. A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022
Get the Jalenmug.