Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

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Jalapeno Popper

When a man is about to go down on a woman after eating something spicy

Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.

Jalapeno Popper by Go To Church September 9, 2014

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jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

jalapeno vag by vuphisig August 13, 2016

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jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

jalapeño dad by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

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jalapeno deep

Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.

Dude, your sound is dope! Record label-ready, not so much; but jalapeno deep all the way!!!

jalapeno deep by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016

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