`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`mug. The biggest Mike supporter there is in all the land , and also can’t score in basketball and isn’t a real British person
by Biggest tips fan August 8, 2025
Get the Joliemug. Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
by anonymous February 22, 2022
Get the Jolie simmonsmug. when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Get the The Jolie Theorymug. stoner: hey, ahhh, like do you have free jolys?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the hell is that?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the hell is that?
by Space cowboy trucker the 3rd April 4, 2011
Get the free jolysmug. A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue June 18, 2016
Get the Sass-a-lina Joliemug. Jolie is typically really fucking annoying. She loves Roblox roleplay even though she sucks ASS at it. She regularly orgasms to basic looking Roblox avatars saying they're "so hotttttt!!!"
god i fucking hate jolie so much
god i fucking hate jolie so much
Jolie: Hey how are you doing?
Me: go away
Jolie: omg daddy's angwy uwu baka
Jolie: youre such a baka baddie omg omg omg
Jolie: follow me on tiktok whore
Jolie: omg stop ghosting me!!
Jolie: you know what? fuck you
Jolie: omg im so sorry please come back
Jolie: please
Jolie I guess this is it
Jolie: good bye bestie
Me: I was taking a shit what happened?
Me: go away
Jolie: omg daddy's angwy uwu baka
Jolie: youre such a baka baddie omg omg omg
Jolie: follow me on tiktok whore
Jolie: omg stop ghosting me!!
Jolie: you know what? fuck you
Jolie: omg im so sorry please come back
Jolie: please
Jolie I guess this is it
Jolie: good bye bestie
Me: I was taking a shit what happened?
by cynnlol May 29, 2021
Get the Joliemug.