Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
by Rat God. August 15, 2022
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his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
by Antiom November 24, 2021
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by George not found June 27, 2022
Get the Jakob Foranmug. 
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by Ja502 November 21, 2021
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Jakob is not a virgin
by FAding Skies December 14, 2019
Get the Jakobmug. Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everyone just wants to be in a relationship like they are. Both of them are super hot and extremely sexy. But their characters are also very nice and special. They can have conversations for hours even though jakob is more a listener and ileana is more a story teller. Jakob is also so good looking that all of the grade 10 girls at thirsting over him but he doesn’t care because he is so deeply in love with ileana.
by Ja502 November 21, 2021
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