This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob
by jacobfuckme March 08, 2017
by fatdog75 September 11, 2019
A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
by im.insignificant July 30, 2015
Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021
by mangobro May 11, 2021
Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
by The Bakery February 22, 2022