inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget

by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003

Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Inspector_Lestrade

A raging pillar of manhood, this magnificent man is both awe inspiring, and frightening. Respect him, and perhaps he shall favour you with a glance, or a crust of bread...

Dear god that Inspector_Lestrade is wonderful, I worship him and want to service him orally.

by Stephen Daedelus July 8, 2003

inspectress

1. a female inspector, esp. involved in solving mysteries or observing.
2. a female police position ranking next below superintendent and above sergeant.
3. opposite sex replacement of 'inspector'.
4. a policewoman appointed to inspect.

The inspectress turned her head furtively from side to side, aware that someone was watching her.
"We only have a position available for a male inspector, not an inspectress."

by spellingbeewinner22 December 31, 2013

Inspector Poo-sow

the anus

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Inspector Nosey

A bird who's good at finding small things and opening boxes. Often found around schools

Josh: "What if they already have an Inspector Nosey"
Dean: "Then too bad"

by pǝɐN ʞosɥɐʞɾI May 29, 2019