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mentally innocent 

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.
Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."
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Protect The Innocent 

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.
Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's
Protect The Innocent by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

destiny is innocent 

Destiny Rose is the most innocent person ever. She is often framed for not being innocent but that is either a lie or photoshop. Those people are just jealous of how innocent she is.
"Destiny is innocent af."

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ) 

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.
That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

shawshank innocent 

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.

Nobody is innocent 

I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent
Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.

oj is innocent 

oj is innocent

If the knife is rusted I can’t be busted

gloves are too small
definitely true story’s
oj is innocent
oj is innocent by DaXXFrOsTy July 26, 2019