Immortality

Immortality means you have an infinite amount of years you could spend having sex with whoever you want and when you want. Hell if you really want to you could become a rapist and rape some celebrity

Oh I love immortality im the loving the life

by DaisyDylan August 3, 2018

Immortalist

A sentient conscience that has immense power and utilizes that power to prolonge oneself.

Thanos was an Immortalist.

by Kenomax February 4, 2021

Immortalitysystems

Immortalitysystems are extraterrestrial migration and gene engineering.
There is a US Trade Mark:
Immortality Systems
IS Extra Terrestrial Migration

Gene Engineering (R)

There is a website www.immortalitysystems.com

Immortalitysystems means,we Can Become the Engineers of Our Own Body Chemistry.
- In the Right Environment We Can Live Forever.

by Raumship One May 10, 2021

Immortality

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.

Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Immortality

Ability to not die from old age or sickness.

Immortality is both a curse and a blessing

by 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr March 5, 2022

Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023