india

tech support paradise

Darn! My phone stopped working, I'm calling India!

by bigniga32 March 12, 2018

Indian Suitcase

a thirty pack of beer carried from the beer store back to the rez

can i have a ride my indian suitcase is getting heavy

by tokenwhiteguy December 14, 2010

Monthly Indian

A woman dripping menstrual blood on another person's forehead.

I woke up to her giving me the Monthly Indian as pay back.

Whenever my girl is on her period I like her to give me the Monthly Indian.

by Ryerbread February 22, 2011

Air India

A stupid dirty ass airline which every flight is delayed like 500 hours and they give u nothing to compensate. Also the food is dry as the fucking Sahara desert I mean like Ryanair’s gross lasagna tastes way better than this shit. Their planes are overcrowded with Indian aunties which hog all of the seats so no one can seat not to mention the cabin crew who don’t give a shit about anyone. They are rude and condescending because their planes are crowded with crying babies and 500 person families.

Air India is totally the best airline in the world.

by Fuckindianairlines March 10, 2020

Indian Rubber

The ability to get base runners out in games like baseball, whiffleball, kickball and slug by hitting the runner with a thrown ball.

Dude, why'd you throw the ball at me? That hurt!

You're out! Indian Rubber rules.

by 1918champ May 22, 2009

Indian Shits

When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.

Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!

Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!

by mg87 February 3, 2010

Armpit of Indiana

Hammond, Indiana.

Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.

Where's the armpit of Indiana?

Answer: Hammond

by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011