sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

by negro hero July 27, 2009

Giraffe Moment

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.

I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .

by craiglam April 10, 2019

magic moment

The wow moment, u experience when sth. magic happens. Magic not in the David Copperfield kind of way, but more like "uh, did this just really happen?! WE ARE MATCHING! marry me"

Or simply, the crucial factor that makes you know, that this person and you are kinda soulmates!

I.: I met this guy in the tube, he was sitting next to me and listening to 'Let me blow your mind' and 'Powerless'!!!

MC: Oh girl, hillarious! Magic moment!!!!! :D

by No wait, who are you? July 24, 2012

Joe Moment

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible

"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."

by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021

Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 17, 2014

Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

Aleppo moment

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson

by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016