Impractical jokers

They are some of the best people they always make me smile and be happy

Joe Brian sal and murr are the funniest guys in impractical jokers.

by Thequeen4200 January 2, 2017

incani imports

the largest company ever.
there are strippers and hoes everyday.

I fucking love incani imports

by potato sniffer 3000 October 15, 2019

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

impadiabod

i put my dick in a bag of Doritos

that spells i-p-m-d-i-a-b-o-d, impadiabod and it menas I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS!

by netflixhoez July 17, 2019

Improper

Improper is an adjective; it refers to conduct which is not in accordance with accepted standards, especially of morality or honesty. It can also mean behaviour lacking in modesty and decency.

Some Americans think that Donald Trump’s behaviour is improper.
The behaviour of Malcolms is improper.

by AKACroatalin March 1, 2017

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009