boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. July 1, 2007

boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.

karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.

by karenkaboodle July 31, 2006

bidi-itch

Term used to describe someone who is not only a bitch, but a complete idiot as well.

Sally drives me crazy! That woman won't listen to a thing I say, even when it's important! What a bidi-itch...

by Moerlin April 24, 2007

Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 6, 2010

plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015

Otaku Itch

When someone who is not an Otaku but fond of anime/manga feels the need to buy everything related to their favorite anime/manga once it goes out of print. Usually due to a fear of an extreme increase in price.

Oh shit, Bandai dropped Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, I better buy all the DVD from Amazon before their value increases. My Otaku Itch is acting up.

by Anyon September 5, 2013

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016