This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.
Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
Get the The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992 mug.One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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Get the Yola incident mug.The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
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Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
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Get the The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident mug.when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.
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