The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

2023 dunsborough leavers incident

an incident involving in the corner of the silent disco at “the zone”

did you hear about the 2023 dunsborough leavers incident at the disco?

by big dick daddy 9918 November 24, 2023

Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos

Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."

by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023

The Shibuya Incident

When your mom starts cleaning your room and in the midst of terror and panic, you must distract her from finding your vast collection of sexual manga.

"Hey Tom, why'd you show up to school today with a black eye?"

"I failed The Shibuya Incident and my mom got her hands on some greasy stuff"

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Co-incidents

Two different incidents that occur consecutively.

They acted together collectively on the co-incidents.

by Mr X Shun November 15, 2023

The dodge incident

The dodge incident happened on the 20 of February 2024 when the user freaky found you accidentally dodged a bullet from a rocket launcher and said dodges, then shot the player that tried to kill him, his name was insaneshane, freaky said * dodges* and shot a bullet, insaneshane didnt Dodge and died. It has become a meme in the roblogs community

Shane remember the dodge incident

by ⊬⋔☊⏃ August 6, 2024