1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
by JakSak October 17, 2010
Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.
by OHNOTHEYRECOMING October 22, 2015
In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
by Alex Long February 11, 2006
If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
by Dee34673 May 05, 2021
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 06, 2019
Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.
Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
by Portland Houseduster June 07, 2017
Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
by Dorm Chief March 06, 2013