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i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing
Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat
by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015
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Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.
I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.
by olde matey May 3, 2016
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it is a play on word. hes talking about racing for love. W for win lobby (L) for lose. he says he at the W so he has won and implying that he would consider the individual in the lobby a loss.
Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby
by mike124442 December 9, 2009
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I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman August 31, 2015
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What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010
mugGet the I STILL can't believe it's not butter!mug.
A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
by el aficionado October 30, 2013
mugGet the I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!mug.

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