Houston Hurricane 

The act of ejaculating in a girls hair, then throwing her out the window of a three story or higher apartment.

I swear to god Kim, if you try to stick that in my ass one more time I am going to Houston Hurricane you.

Honestly Kim, if you try to play that word in scrabble, I will Houston Hurricane you.

Houston Hurricane by kabrew February 23, 2011

Houston Poopneck 

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.

Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.

Houston Poopneck by Aubrey Coleman March 19, 2010

Houston (name) 

A great guy who is always there for you and gives an honest opinion. However, he's also an absolute dick who belittles your emotions and doesn't know when to shut up. Houston is extremely sassy and is a future drag queen.

(Girl) "Did you see how sassy that guy is? He is such a Houston!"
Houston (name)

Houston (name) by SillyGirlTx October 22, 2017

Houston Astros 

It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.

The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Houston Astros 

A cheating team who used trash cans and joe Kelly is they’re daddy

I stan joe Kelly for what he did against the Houston Astros

Houston Astros by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD October 7, 2020

houston as a name for a person

The name Houston mostly derived from Sam Houston a famous Texas General. The name means strength and leadership. Powerful and forthcoming, a name reserved for a person who commands a room and tells you like it is.

Houston as a name for a person, is a great friend. He/She is a no BS person who will tell you like it is.

houston as a name for a person by Houston from Dallas January 22, 2017

Houston Stripper 

A lovesick bimbo stalker who would rather vamp her way into being an over the hill laughing stock than get a clue.

The Galleria area. Plenty of examples to be found there.

"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."

Houston Stripper by a night to remember April 26, 2008