Hot tub

Where two bros can chill 5 feet apart, cause they’re not gay

Two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.

by Isuckatgames May 22, 2021

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water

Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"

by WaterWarmer34 September 8, 2021

Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands

"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"

by OfficerSensei May 23, 2018

hot tub dump

When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.

My wife took a hot tub dump last night.

by Grubby09 April 27, 2024

Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub

Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024