hairy hoop

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

flaming hoop

When you have enjoyed more hot peppers than one should consume. When you fart or shit some ass juice seeps out your asshole it begins burning from the hot juice. Acid ass, feeling as if your asshole and crack is on fire! Example you may put too many peppers on a submarine sandwich or on pizza.

Ah man had too many hot peppers my ass is on fire. I got a flaming hoop dammit!!

by Scotty21 November 23, 2006

cold shooting some hoop

Injecting into your arm with a needle heroin that has been disolved in water without boiling it.

From:

Cold Shot = Heroin disolved in water without boiling

Hoop = Slang for heroin

Lyrics from Dynamite Hack's song Boys In The Hood:

"Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A."

by Gary W. February 21, 2004

hoop-d

A car in the ghetto which the rims are worth more than the car itself.

A car that has been totally trashed, but the rims look brand new.

"Hey dear, look at that hoop-d over there."

by TylerC. June 14, 2008

hooky

ditching school, when you are a minor.

Huck, let's play hooky and go fishing.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 8, 2005

Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 10, 2019