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Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.
I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.
by flying ferne December 15, 2010
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sunkist basketball hoop

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?
by Emerican August 22, 2018
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hoop-d

ya hoop-d's a piece of shit
by Griff July 1, 2004
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Hoop Earrings

Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta
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I love girls that wear hoop earrings
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008
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Hoopsnake

Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur.

What makes the Hoopsnake different from other snakes in the world is their ability to to roll, in a way much like a wheel or hula-hoop (hence the name, Hoopsnake). They bite onto their tail, which is very thick and callused, and use their strengthened spines to roll into a circular shape and roll around. Using this method, the Hoopsnake can reach up to 60km/h.

Although lots is known about the Hoopsnakes, they are not not very well known as they should be. They were never featured on any of Steve Irwin's television programs or his movies, which is quite disappointing. The Hoopsnake is a beautiful creature which deserves to be known throughout the world.
There is no definite breeding season with Hoopsnakes, as they breed year round. A female Hoopsnake will find a new mate every year. Couples only breed once a year, with the female laying around 10 to 15 eggs in a batch. On average, only 8 survive, due to the Hoopsnake being the main food source of eagles and hawks.

Hoopsnakes feed on small marsupials such as biblies, mice, rats and quolls. Baby hoopsnakes often eat crickets and other small insects. Hoopsnakes live around 8 years, and in their life time have been known to grow up to 1.5 metres long. They range from a light, olive green to a darker black in colour, depending on the age. This is why it is extremely difficult to identify the Hoopsnake, because the colours are so different.

Bazza: Mate! Saw a Hoopsnake the other day, almost hit it in me Holden - bloody beautiful creature!

Davo: Bloody oath!
by aussiebro November 13, 2011
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hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.
E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.
by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005
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Hoodsie

1. A small ice cream cup made by the Hood Dairy company is very popular in the Boston area but you can buy them all over New England.

2. A Derogatory Term Used in Boston to Describe Teenage Girls usually between 13 & 16 who Hang around the much older crowd usually 17- 23, you can usually spot them leaning against the hoods of their boyfriends or friends cars hence the term "Hoodsie".
1. Sarahs Pahty is next Friday make sure you buy enough "Hoodsie" Cups for all those lil bastids!!!

2. I just got my Camaro fixed lets go down to the South Street Pahkin lot and check out some "Hoodsies"
by pza97 March 30, 2011
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