hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008

Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

Double treble hooked

When a lover falls very much in love and is obsessed with their love. Reference is to fishing and when both treble hooks are in the fish's mouth, you don't need a net to haul fish into boat.

I'm a telling you Harley, that Carol has double treble hooked John and he's so strung out on her, she's a haulin' him in. Ain't love weird.

double treble hooked, love, enamored, head over heels

by r3dcut March 8, 2016

hooner

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

by Bibs August 31, 2006

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009

Hooxed

To hookup, makeout, go further, engage in sexual activity

I was so drunk last night that I hooxed with 18 girls

by stargurl7 October 18, 2010