hodeism

The art of being a ho, commonly practiced by whores and slores. Can be very dangerous if mastered.

Dude, stay away from that slore, she's well versed in the arts of hodeism!

by Ebola February 22, 2003

Hodder Beast

Someone who is the worstlooking human being ever seen

Look at Richard Meek he is such a hodder beast!

by meiw phill January 6, 2004

Hode

It means: ''What The F*ck'' It's Dutch.

''I have nude pictures of you''
''WhatHode, HowHode, Hode!''

by RealME October 30, 2009

Hodorable

The words hot and adorable combined to make Hodorable.

Another word for cute/adorable

The girl in the glasses is so hodorable.

by Biffz June 25, 2010

Hodor

A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied. Often though not always sent by a large, dim-witted male with a very large penis. When such a message is not sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis, the recipient is meant to assume that the message was in fact sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis.

Texter 1: d00d wer tha FFF r u? wr sp0zd 2 b n englash cls!!!
Texter 2: HODOR!
Texter 1: o! ther's a big man! lol

by sharkvstree December 26, 2011

Hodor

A Hodor is the lowest state of a male who has been Friendzoned. A "Hodor" gets called up to drive the girl places, move furniture, listen to rants, and in general do chores while wearing a placid smile and maintaining a clueless disposition. Also can be used as a verb (Hodor'd, the act of being made a Hodor)

Comes from the "Hodor" Game of Thrones character

Girl : I really need someone to help me move this fridge across town to my boyfriend's new place
*ring ring*
Hodor: Uh, Hodor? ("hello?")
Girl : Come over and move my fridge, OK, because that would be really sweet of you
Hodor: Hodor! ("I'll be right there!")

by J. Lannister October 8, 2013

hober

The state of un-hornyness immediately following an orgasm

I jerked off to a fat girl on the internet and then when i was hober i was discusted with myself

by Killa-A November 30, 2006