HODINI

WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX DOGGIE STYLE AND YOU SPIT ON A GIRLS BACK. SHE IS THINKING THAT YOU CUMMED AND SHE TURNS AROUND THEN U BUST ALL OVER HER FACE

joe: So what did you do with that girl from the club.

Shawn: We went back to my place and a gave her a Hodini

by Jersey New March 25, 2009

hosin

A bad deal.Another word for fuckin.

Hey that landlord is hosin us on the rent. The team really got hosed last night

by wright May 16, 2005

homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

hoeinitis

A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter

This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly

It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it

The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs

If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time

Thank you

Damn her mom slept around when she was young, her daughter probably contracted hoeinitis from her l

by Chmdbba November 12, 2017

hodini

doing a girl doggie style spitting on her back and when she turns around cum in her eye

by t dubs July 30, 2003

Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

The state of one's genetalia when your manager is a douche-bag and it it hot as fuck because the goddam AC is broke -- for the 10th time this month!!

Wow! If it gets any fucking hotter in this retched bitch of an office, I'm going to kick my manager in the fuckin hotin shitin balls!

by bawoosh September 2, 2008

Hoing

(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly

Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!

by cocksucker420 May 14, 2015