Heavy Hitter

Heavy Hitter: A fat and/or heavy set woman. Typically a Heavy Hitter is a fat woman who takes an unwanted interest in you. Can also be a chubby or fat girl with stalkerish & clinger ways because shes fat and desperate for attention.

Example #1: "I just joined a dating website and the only chick that messaged me back was a heavy hitter."

Example #2: Friend: Hey man how was the action at the bar last night? Me: "Kinda sucked, only heavy hitters on the prowl"

Example #3: Friend: "Hey bro who's that fat chick following you around?" Me: "Just some heavy hitter I've been banging to keep the rust off."

by Mr.Mittens February 25, 2019

sauce hitter

a person who doesn't realize/can't admit they have a huge problem being a gas wholesaler/pundit themselves

criticizing a sauce hitter won't get them to improve themselves.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2019

Houston Hard Hitterz

Anybody trying to make it big from Houston.

Chick Head #1: There is supposed to be a crunk ass party over at Bayou Oaks.
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!

by PimpC211 August 5, 2006

one hitter quitter

the act of punching a redneck in the face and making him cry and yell damn you

that little hick was a one hitter quitter

by lakaisk8r37 September 19, 2009

figure hitter

a females side line man, or second boyfriend that is really good in bed

"My main man is not good in bed, so I'm going to go meet my figure hitter"

by kaween nikki June 18, 2009

one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double-Hitter

When you get hit with hotness then get hit with cuteness

I saw double-hitter today

by CamoCutieRae January 8, 2014