Haroon ali

Smart individual with high standards with getting things done, he is loyal and worth to carry out tasks, get on the wrong side of haroon ali and you shall wish you was dead!

He is such a lovely haroon ali

by Haroon ali April 8, 2021

Haroosy

When you and your friends make a group chat and try to say hilariously but say HAROOSY instead

Hey fam, you heard of that group chat? What, you mean HAROOSY?

by Samvup February 15, 2022

Harold Gerald Jerold

a very nice and sexy man who I wanna give a kiss

I love Harold Gerald Jerold, I wanna kiss him

by gakksun crockpot April 27, 2022

King Harold Academy

Such an amazing school, teached here for several cucumbers.

Joe: King Harold Academy is an amazing school, no child has mugged me here!
Eesa: Who's Joe?

by Miss Salamander November 3, 2019

Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

HaroldBishopsLoveChild

Noun. An individual who enjoys deriding others in jest with sarcasm, wit and puns that are sometimes uncharacteristically humourous.

Often associated with stirring faeces and comments engineered specifically to increase the targets blood pressure.

When spotted for his adept witty banter and general childish behaviour will display indignation that he is actually maturing into adulthood.

David Attenborough: Watch as the HaroldBishopsLoveChild stalks his prey, his web has been sPUN WITh SARCASM.

by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 3, 2010