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harbinger of terror

This is the shit that you have to hold in for whatever reason, but you can fuckin feel it get more powerful by the second as it builds up and waits for its moment to strike. And you know: any moment could be your last. You're searching for an adequate restroom just to wreak havoc. When you finally find it, you release a diarrhea octopus upon the world.
Holy fuck, I had to hold in this massive harbinger of terror all day. It was a mess when I finally could use the restroom.
by DickMan69 September 11, 2013
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Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe
"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"
by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016
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Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018
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having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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Bean Harbinger

The Most feared sports competitor on the face of this planet
by 03gallagherj February 15, 2008
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Steve Harrington

wow i wish steve harrington was my mom!
by steveharrington_ismymom November 6, 2021
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

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by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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