1: Having a toastie.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
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A person who is a Harmanya is blessed with physical perfection, including a delicious roundedness of form. A Harmanya is happy, cheerful, light hearted and extremely funny, with an adoratioin for anything pretty or shinny.
Harmanya's collect anything that amuses them.
Harmanya's are not so keen on eating oranges but will often smell colours, for example, purple.
Harmanya's never shag rocks, though they sometimes poop apples.
A person who is a Harmanya is blessed with physical perfection, including a delicious roundedness of form. A Harmanya is happy, cheerful, light hearted and extremely funny, with an adoratioin for anything pretty or shinny.
Harmanya's collect anything that amuses them.
Harmanya's are not so keen on eating oranges but will often smell colours, for example, purple.
Harmanya's never shag rocks, though they sometimes poop apples.
"That girl isn't a gigglehole at all, actually I love her, she is SO Harmanya"
"Before you, my whole life was acapella, now a Harmanya is the only song I sing."
"Hmm...smell baked apples? It's Harmanya for dinner and desert
"Before you, my whole life was acapella, now a Harmanya is the only song I sing."
"Hmm...smell baked apples? It's Harmanya for dinner and desert
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by SexyKhaleesi March 25, 2019
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1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane
3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there
Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane
3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there
Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.
Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.
Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.
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