Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.

You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.

by Eric Shi December 23, 2003

hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.

WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!

by Le Godfather July 7, 2010

quick hack

A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.

When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 3, 2005

hackfabet

The hacker enhanced 'alphabet' where E=3, I=1, O=0, B=8, A=4, S=5, T=7, Z=2, etc. Designed to obscure communication activities and degrade or delay attempted access to encoded transmissions.

Isn't that cute. LOL-SEC has new members. P05IX-N1nj4 and H4CK5-4-U...
Let's just hope 4n0nYmOu5 doesn't find out your new hackfabet friends...

by YAWA February 3, 2018

Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.

"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016