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sadie hawkins dance

a day where dressing like a redneck slut is deemed official and is actually encouraged while the objective is for the lowly pathetic female to ask out the male. ooh scary!
school bulletin reads for the sadie hawkins dance, "nevermind hauling ass to your boyfriend's car! looks like you'll be in the driver's seat on this special night of accidental feminism and some good ol' grinding."
by chronicbitch August 6, 2007
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hoskins

An associate at a large law firm in New York who is know to be a total cunt. A hoskins is a cunt that will never leave a law firm because she/he believes they have the chance to make partner even thought everyone hates them and they have no chance in hell. They are also refered to as Reba's or C's. C being short for Cunt Face.
Hoskins: "Hi, Um could you please do this totally pointless shit for me?"

Normal Lawyer: You stupid cunt what is the point of this?

Hoskins: I am a powerful attorney and instead of staying at home and having babies like I am suppose to, I have decided to be a total Hoskins or a Reba or a C. Whatever you prefer to call me. Oh yeah, and my vagina stinks because I work 100 hour weeks but I will still never make partner.
by Wachtell Partner December 14, 2008
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Hawkinsville

Hawkinsville is a small town in Georgia. Which a bunch of people call talkinsville. There is not really any true people there .
Sally: How is Hawkinsville?

Derek: Not a thing to do here
by siberianlover January 21, 2011
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Stephen Hawkins

A genius, the best in his or her field.

Named after the famous wheelchair bound scientist.
David knew his research into the anatomy of atomic structure would make him a real Stephan Hawkins
by black flag June 2, 2004
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hopkinson

A name given to people when they think they are fat.
I am hopkinson!

She is hopping.
by poison10101 January 16, 2009
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jaki hawkins

by uwo September 1, 2004
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Katie Hopkins

A person who appears on television and radio and says controversial things in hope for attention.

Luckily the public couldn't give a shit.
One day Katie Hopkins appeared on TV, but no one cared. THE END
Extract from the book ¨A Life of Insignificance¨ by I Dontgivashit.
by Maestoso Fix July 31, 2011
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