purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

space hopper

This technique refers to being fellated while sitting on the shoulders of an overweight girl (crotch to face), holding onto her ears and jiggling up and down like an ecstatic simpleton.

Among others, this sexual exercise is also known as Big Momma's Bouncy Castle, Standing On The Shoulder's Of Giants, The Testi Trampoline and Akabusi's High Jump.

"See that big lass over there? We did The Space Hopper last summer in my grandmothers back garden."

"She was so happy I proposed, she let me do The Akabusi High Jump right there in Akbar's curry house!"

by Mini Chedder September 12, 2007

homie hopper

A person who has sexual interactions with 2 or more people who are all friends, or "homies."

Alex and Brandon were best friends before Nicole fucked em both. That homie hoppers got em trippin.

by whoever I wana be April 18, 2006

overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA

John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.

by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023

Hesperia

If there was a hell this town would be the gate way. Most of the IE or 909 is a better and safer place to live because all the trash sold their average houses and moved to a new 3500 sqf track home in Hesteria opps I mean Hesperia.

My property value in Corona went up 37% when all my trash neighbors move to Hesperia.

by just plain had enough September 19, 2009

Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

by LD_707 May 31, 2007