ancient divine barrier holder

Ancient *Old Divine* divine Barrier Holder *Gates

"What's is the oldest gates in the universe?" (The Ancient divine barrier holder) or the old divine Gates.

by Priscilla Diann Gates February 24, 2019

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009

over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

n; an article of clothing used to cup the breasts, bra

Wow, that is an extremely large over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder! Is it a triple H?

by MAGG!E..{the maggot} February 10, 2007

Boulder holder

Another term for a bra

"Mary was walking around the mall with her boulder holder hanging right out of her shirt."

by Browneyedgirl413 July 30, 2013

tea towel holder

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.

shall i put it in your tea towel holder

by bigsyinfidel March 7, 2014

Facial Dick Holder

One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.

Damn man that girl was a facial dick holder last night...

by Stickyz February 17, 2009