hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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hide the ugly

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
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Hidee ho

A greeting used by crazy teachers when they write emails.
Hidee ho , Ms blubber here, just letting you know there's a test on Thursday .
by The school freak May 11, 2018
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Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022
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Hide and seek

1- a song everyone had to hear at least once by Liz Robbanet or something like that (i hate my spelling today)
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
1- Person 1: OMG have u heard the song Hide and Seek?!
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173

2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
by Swapsansfan September 08, 2022
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hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis
John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.
by John Anthony Moore March 09, 2008
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