Fessler's girlfriend is hawasian.
by JDubs1813 October 12, 2007
Get the hawasian mug.Although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the Hawiian Hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip'n'slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. Then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the 'reha laiden slip'n'slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his penis can enter the girls snatch upon collision at the end of the slide.
Dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really horny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the Hawiian Hydroplane.
by mpeagle February 4, 2009
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The act of abducting a homeless man and participating in sexual acts with him in the car. When climax is reached, the participants exclaim "Aloha!"
Chuck: Hey look at that homeless guy over there
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him
by Fat Bin February 12, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Hot Wagon mug.When you smoke a joint while taking a giant shit in a tiny fire camp bathroom and then take a steaming hot shower. People know....
by Ovipositor July 1, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Shitbox mug.When you eat a salad before you have sex, then you shit green shit on a girl's headThe girl has to be light skinned to fully be a Hawiian Salad (Not white).
by ZQJ September 20, 2010
Get the Hawiian Salad mug.A particularly aggressive beaner that lives on a shit-hole island out in the middle of Pacific. Hawaiians usually "forget" to shower for days at a time. They are usually found wearing nasty flower shirts and shorts or board shorts that are 56 sizes too big. They have been documented to enter grocery stores, locate pineapples and take them home. Once at home they will cut them up into small chunks, at which time they will snort them up their big fat smelly beaner noses. Once high on pineapple, they WILL try to steal your bike and place it in their garage with all of the rotting surfboards they never use. They are only able to maintain their homes by selling all of the stolen bikes to pawn stars. The most famous smelly hawaiians is the giant douche dog the bounty hunter, who tazes minor criminals after they have given up the fight, once there down they will spray them repeatedly in the face with bear mace.
by Ronald Goldbergsteinberg September 23, 2010
Get the Smelly Hawaiians mug.A Hawiian Hotbox is were you enter a bathroom and turn the shower on hot. The shower steams up the bathroom and you smoke your marijuana. It gets you messed up.
by Russy D March 7, 2010
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