emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

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da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.

Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.

by Id Molotov November 02, 2017

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Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

by Cactuscoco September 09, 2021

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Haircut Eric

Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.

Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.

by CoitusJackson June 08, 2019

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Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

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