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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.
In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010
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Guru Flipping

The act of ingesting LSD, Ecstasy, Mushrooms, and then breaking through on DMT at the peak.
by Topiary DTX September 24, 2019
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Guru

by anonymous May 4, 2021
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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
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Guru

GURU
by RotFoot June 9, 2021
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Sexy Guru

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.
Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?
by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018
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ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"
by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007
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