In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010
Get the Jai Guru DeVa Ommug. being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007
Get the ubber gurumug. A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016
Get the couch gurumug. The Master of All Arts. This is a person who is often worshipped in friend groups for advice on relationships and life. A person named Guru often has a very successful life ahead of themself filled with fame and money. Gurus have infinite rizz.
by REALOS9876 February 28, 2023
Get the Gurumug. by white.shadoow March 19, 2018
Get the Gurumug. by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018
Get the Sexy Gurumug. a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever
by DJ GURU November 30, 2021
Get the DJ GURUmug.