Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guide

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.

We should watch the guide run the course before we pick our seats.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017