Big Guinea

A giant Guinea Pig who neeps daily for his fans, can be seen on your local "big guinea network" (check local listings for station). Can be seen every night at 11PM. Many believe it to be a product of heavy drug use, but they are wrong. The Big Guinea is a product of mental retardation.
Dude, did you see the Big Guinea neep 3 times last night?!
by Big-Guinea-Spokesman February 17, 2013
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Guinea horn

aside from the common offensive definition, Guinea horn is also a type of baked cobbler consisting of Peach, blackberries, and strawberries, a very popular dish in Georgia and surrounding south eastern coastal states.
mother makes wonderful guinea horn cobbler.
by bakersdelight89 May 21, 2011
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The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.
Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.
by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017
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guinea fridge

a refrigeration unit or freezer that resides in the garage
Vinny put the oversized manicotti tray in the guinea fridge after Christmas because the fridge in the kitchen was filled with other leftovers.
by muffhead December 13, 2009
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Guinea

Mike: Guinea better mean ballin' ass shit.
Prof: It does.
Mike: Well good.
by Professor Tom Tharp May 01, 2008
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guinea tee

a sleevless shirt worn by bosses.

a name that most retards dont recognize as another word for wife beater.

a gangsta northern way to say wife beater or tank top or A-tee.
dang brih, that guinea tee gerome has on is the shiznet ! hes a real playa.
by your worst nightmare eva February 12, 2011
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guinea pig

a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.
if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat
by baka kuso yaro April 04, 2011
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