Guarancheese

It just means the same as guaranteed but its a little bit cooler you say guarancheese instead, its just like a white dad slang to use, so ye pretty cool maedbybodhinseb is a synonym for this word too.

Bro if we go now its guarancheese we will get this

by Bodhi And Seb March 24, 2026

Guranya

An infamous pirate whose persona revolves around lusting for Zoro and Sanji yaoi. They call him 007. 0 yonkos defeated, 0 admirals defeated, and 7 koalas gooned to. The true pirate king.

Oh, Guranya. Yeah that nigga lovely. I'd like to drink tea with him someday.

by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025

peralta guarantee

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.

Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago

by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024

pretty much guaranteed

Not at all guaranteed.

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.

by mattstud777 July 8, 2021

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023