Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.

Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!

by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018

Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation

"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"

by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018

Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation

"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"

by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018

gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus

Tully just gronked

by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018

Gronk

An absolute fucking wanker nobody loves and is dead inside

The ibis is a picnic-wreaking gronk

by Psidonym September 30, 2018

Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.

“Hey how was the party this weekend”
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”

by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018

Gronk

A word that a carllllllllllled would use😂😂😂😂

Ur such a gronk

by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019