Gronk

James Couper

The man over there is a gronk

by thewogboy99 November 18, 2018

GRONK

IF YOU WANT TO SEE A REAL GRONK GO TO NORTHCOTT AND HE WILL BE OUT FRONT QUESTIONING IF YOU THINK HIS A REAL GRONK OR NOT

Do you think im a gronk -PJ

OF COURSE - PERSON AVOIDING PJ

by PeterJay July 15, 2025

Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.

by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021

gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum

“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”

by cwarsosn April 3, 2024

gronked

when something is very weird or out of the ordinary

why is this so gronked

by the most gronked January 28, 2025

Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.

Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!

by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018

Gronk

A sellout deluded modernist who feeds from the the toes of the Tawagheet

Faris al-hammadi is the biggest fucken gronk you will ever find

by MunafiqSlayer September 13, 2022