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Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.
Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!
by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018
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The Gronk

A character used in Russian folklore and found in ancient Egyptian stories.

A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.

A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.

Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.
1. Go to bed now, or the Gronk will come for you!

2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.

3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)

4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass

2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing

3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:

A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"

B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers

C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and

convinced him to commit to LSU

4 Ice Spice: Female rapper

5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,

suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase

6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:

A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,

sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King

B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things

7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio

8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber

who shouted it during his training in a video

9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name

for the bodybuilding lifestyle

10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy

11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"

like an alpha of a wolf pack

12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,

lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist

13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"

in his rap song replying to haters

14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
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why is this so gronked
by the most gronked January 28, 2025
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Gronk

a scrotum after nicking ones balls and dick after shaving
Person 1: "oh shit, are you sure that's normal?"
Person 2: "I gave myself a Gronk on accident"
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A word that a carllllllllllled would use😂😂😂😂
Ur such a gronk
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
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Gronk

1: The continuous grind to achieve more research and silver lions in War Thunder which makes one play immense amounts of the game. This can reduce cognitive abilities severly and reduces the user to a primal state. (E.g.; Gronk, a name which could be used in primal civilization times.)

2. The ability to go primal upon your surroundings.
Man, gronking War Thunder made me go insane.

Yo, you wanna gronk a bit?
by TheSelousScout March 4, 2022
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