Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

little stinky gremlin

the person thinks you're short and also believes you smell

"HI"
"Shut up you little stinky gremlin!"

by ditooooooooooooos March 23, 2022

Super Gremlin

Someone who gives zero fucks about anything. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want!

Conner: "Yo Ethan! Did you do the assignment for Grad School?"
Ethan: "Nah Bro, I am a Super Gremlin, I skipped class and smoked a backwood the size of King Kong's finger with the Professors wife."

by Super Gremlin February 22, 2022

shade gremlin

A person who at all costs avoids exposure to the sun, usually due to having very pale skin.

-Soph, come and sunbath!
-I can't I'll burn!!
-lol you're such a shade gremlin :D

by Don'tWorryPenguins June 30, 2010

chaos gremlin

An affectionate term for an individual who exudes chaotic energy.

Me: “God he’s my favourite fictional character I love him so much”

Normal Person: “He just murdered and ate three people in the last episode…”

Me: “He’s my sweet little chaos gremlin”

by unnecessary_sarah December 2, 2022

Kremlin Gremlin

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.

She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019