brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

by Isaristh November 6, 2013

GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021

Bitchin' Grandpa

A slang term for a super-cool old guy

"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"

by Dude Bros. Inc. August 17, 2012

Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 30, 2019