GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

by Isaristh November 6, 2013

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.

Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!

by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018

sugar grandpa

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022

Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021