Get the granola mug.Referring to the worms in the movie Tremors series, The disgusting amount of excess skin the makes a dick look like the creature that stalked Kevin Bacon and crew. Basically an uncircumsized penis coming from parents who could care less about their kid living a normal life.
That graboid looks like a slim jim with the package on. That Graboid looks like an anteater. That Graboid looks like Patrick Stewart trying to poke his head through turleneck sweater. Man my parents must have hated me my dick looks like those Graboids. Gross look at his graboid!
by Bret Crandall October 29, 2008
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A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.
A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.
A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.
My Mother, who is very granola.
me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"
Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"
me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"
Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"
by Skier91 December 5, 2007
Get the Granola mug.People that go hiking, ice climbing, and other outdoor activities while wearing outdoor clothing labels such as Columbia and Bell while munching down on granola bars, trail mix and sipping hot beverages from coffee stands. They will only drive a Subaru and would rather carry pepper spray instead of a gun even though pepper spray is virtually useless in Alaska.
by jericho041041 May 18, 2011
Get the granola hippie mug.Gravy in sachet form. Is accompanied by what many consider to be the best ad ever made. Sounds a little like Gravy-Ox.
Also used as a good-luck exchange between friends. Often accompanied by a raised fist.
Also used as a good-luck exchange between friends. Often accompanied by a raised fist.
This is Gravy. This is an Ox. This is Gravy. This is an Ox. Gravy. Ox. Ox. Gravy. (sung) "gravox, it sounds a little like gravy-ox"
(before an exam) "Gravox!"
(before an exam) "Gravox!"
by Kate Williamson July 14, 2005
Get the Gravox mug."Granola Sex" N. 1. Sexual intercourse between two hippies. 2. Sexual Intercourse wherein the participants haven't shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. Sexual Intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)
Jack: (Seductively) hey, I just realized...we're camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
by Ecogreengirl January 9, 2008
Get the Granola Sex mug.Someone who overtly tries to be different -- through their looks, outlandish statements, etc. If you're an English Literature major you definitely understand what this is.
Prof: Well, what underlying themes do you think are in Pound's poem?
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
by West of Kanye February 18, 2009
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