Gordon Ramsay

One of the best chefs in the world, the Gordon is a black belt from the U.K. and doesn't take bullshit from anybody. Gordon swears so much you'd think he'd be getting paid the amount of times he tells someone to fuck off.

Gordon Ramsay has a number of shows on TV, including:
Hell's Kitchen where he yells at chefs for being shit.
Hotel Hell where he yells at hotel owns for being shit.

Kitchen Nightmares where he yells at other people's chefs for being shit.

Despite swearing like a motherfucker and looking like his head will explode on TV, Ramsay is one of the really embarrassing dads IRL with his four kids.

Oh man, my dress clothes have more wrinkles than Gordon Ramsay's forehead.

by Smelly Nobody January 28, 2017

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Mike Gordon

The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.

Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

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Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay is a sexy beast. You see him in the kitchen, muscles bulging out of his apron, and you just want to fuck the living shit out of that fat ass.

Jesus fucking Christ, I would love to tap Gordon Ramsay’s ass... shit dude.

by The Real Gordon Ramsay July 19, 2019

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