Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

Gooncha-Bob

someone who is extremely ugly or has a strange or out of the ordinary look.

Oh my god!!! did you see that dude???he was a Gooncha-Bob!

by Roni Coleman September 1, 2008

goonfest

Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.

Dude jack is such a goonfest

by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010

Goonberry

Usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. Often associate with lions. Many times goofy in nature. Respond to the call "Bayb".

"Oh that Haley is such a goonberry!"

by Jackapalooza September 20, 2011

Goonch

Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.

Please hand me a can of mloop, the goonch is almost ready.

by Hunding June 7, 2011