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Ice Gook

A derogatory term coined by Canadians to reflect their inert racism against its Inuit native population. As seen in South Park Season 15 episode 03, Scott The Dick, calls an "Eskimo" an Ice Gook. They are known for building igloo's, sleeping with Huskies, robbing parked cars, drinking Lysol, huffing gas soaked rags, incest and fantastic whale blubber meat sauce on spaghetti. Fortunately this term is being taken back, so they quite often call themselves Ice Gooks, example:

IG1: "Yo my Ice Gook! Whats up?"

IG2: "Just stealing this car to take to auto pawn so I can bail my sister out, so she can call her ex-boyfriend and he can talk to his uncle about getting some weed."

IG1: "Dirty Ice Gook, get the fuck away from my car!"

IG2: "It was my uncle Henry man! Not me!"

There's a theory that the early mongoloid men of the ice age crossed the trans-Siberian ice bridge and these are their descendants. Just don't leave your mouthwash out around them, they like it better then peppermint schnapps.
Canadian #1: "Look at that fucking Ice Gook, sleeping all day, drinking all night, collecting welfare."

Canadian #2: "Hey I'm part Native, thats offensive!"

Canadian #1: "Well go seal hunting then you worthless Ice Gook!"
by DJ WaffleIron June 5, 2011
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amazing gook

n., A Vietnamese-American who has unbelievable talents, none of which, however, are of any use to any other human.
Word. That Hung dude is an amazing gook. That's too bad.
by Amazing Gook February 13, 2004
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Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino
I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!
by Banana Fist June 24, 2009
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amazing gook

1. n., a phrase used to describe one of Vietnamese descent who is ballin'.

2. n., one who is a Vietnamese-American who can take it to the hole (on the court and off); see playa

3. n., an Asian-American who is tite with the homies

4. n., an overall cool Gook
Dayom nikka, that Tony is one amazing gook.
by Amazing Gook January 26, 2004
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sand gook

A person who lives in a desert region of the Middle East. Not genetically related to the true gooks of Vietnam.
Ben Dover: Charles said we have to wipe the sand gooks off the face of the Earth or else be subjected to a forced conversion to Islam when the Muslims take over.
Phil McCrackin: When they take over what?
Ben: Our government, I guess.
Phil: Oh. So I suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
Ben: Well, Charles said you've got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. I mean, the born-again Christians and the Mormons have done it, so why wouldn't the Muslims do the same?
by BigBootyHo January 2, 2008
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garble d gook

My bed was soaking wet with garble d gookafter a long ass garble
by crabbie420 February 8, 2009
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Onion Gook

Term first used in the Bob Dylan Song "I shall be Free" pronounced Un-yun Guhk
used to describe female undergarmets.
Well, I took me a woman late last night
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
She took off her wig, said, "How do I look" ?
I's high flyin', bare naked ...Out the window.
by AndyWeasel April 8, 2009
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