An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.
Person B: Google just wants your money.
Person B: Google just wants your money.
by BrotherofJohnDoe June 11, 2018
by Lindsay Iadeluca October 29, 2021
A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
by rusted-iron-oxide August 04, 2022
Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.
by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019
when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other
by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009