gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gooch

The space between your ballsack and cornhole.

Kid: "I don't feel good!"
Dad: "Son, just stroke ya gooch and it will all go away."

by goable August 15, 2009

gooch

the skin between the ballsack and the anus

Courtney, Tickle my gooch!

by li4ec November 24, 2013

The Gooch

Vince Ferrito
An angry man who wears weight lifting gloves.
A person who steals.
A bully.
A tough guy.

The Gooch is going to help himself to some of your things.

by Patrick Thornton December 12, 2004

gooch

refered to as the big landing strip between those rusty peaches and your cornhole

aw dude i got a date tonite can u shave my gooch

by mathew sanchez September 1, 2010

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

gooch

the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.

"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"

by Mike/Brandon December 28, 2005