goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005

Gooberries

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

by stallionitalian July 25, 2010

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

goobernut

someone who, when you look at them you think...goober. Just a really goofy looking person.

Look at Evan Pierce's goobernutted ass!!!!!!

by Neal Faison July 13, 2004

goobersnatch

Goofball, nut, crazy person

You are such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010