goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

Goob

A friend or someone you know who has changed so much that you barely recognise them. (To be) unrecognisable. (To) change. Look(ing) different

1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed

4. They're a goob compared to last year...

by L9 Shune November 28, 2021

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017

Goobs

The best type of person there can possibly be in this world

Ma nigga goobs

by Mynigg April 6, 2019

Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!

'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."

by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019